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Saas Bahu Se:aaj Se Tum Muje Maa Or Saaur Ko PaPa Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar aya 2 Boli:
Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar aa gaye hai..
- K r R r a z Y -


T r u t h
H u r t s

May Be Not as Much as

Jumping On a Bicycle
With Seat Missing ...
But It
H u r t s ... =P ;)
Pathan Ki B.V Us k
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai





Logo''n Ne Poocha
Khan Saab ab Kia Kro Ge ?








Pathan Bola
Kerna Kia Hy, ab Gaadi
Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)
agar MaRD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay aa...

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Darr Gaya Kya? aur Neechay aa Salay!

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Bhai asslam-o-alaikum!
Kese Ho aap?
aaj Kal SMS Nahi aarahy aapke. :-)
Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.


Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)
Please Is Number Se aanay Wali Koi Call Recieve Na Karen.

For God Sake!

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03216307893 (Sender Number)


Balkay Thori Ghairat Dikha Kar Khud Call Kar Len. :-)
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.


Wah Wah


Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,
Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)
aaj Ki Dua:


aye allah!







Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Per Balance Send Kar Day.

Sab Kaho aameen. :-)
Ek aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.

Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?

aadmi: Main apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.

Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?

admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)
1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.


Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.



Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:



"Bao Mittha Theak aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)
Judge 2 a smart girl
U murdered ur frend jst bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur notebook?

Girl
Yes, bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumayuN"
Uff ye grlz b na =P ;)
Bohat Dino''n Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Dosto''n Ko






aaj Film " Kameeney " Dekhi Tou Sab Yaad aa Gaye ;->