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Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: aaj mere abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

"Jutta" Sirf "azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
amazing Home Remedies

a Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth ache ..

For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
Beta Baap Se: agr
Cricket Mei Ksi Player
Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye
Tou Us k Saath Kia Krty
Hyn ???

Baap: Beta Usay
Umpire Bna Dia Jata Hy,
Jese "SIMON TaUFFEL" ;->
Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?

Student: Shaadi ..

Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?

Student: Dulha ..

Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?

Student: Dulhan ..

Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >

student: Nikkah ... =P ;)
Interesting but True:

Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
a. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
a. Shadi k din..!!

Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
a. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
a. Shadi... =P ;->
Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,

Beta ye Kya Le aye hO?


Son: Mom ap Ne khud he To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huye cheeni Letay aana... =P ;->
Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"

BaCHa: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."

"KIa aaP K SHOHaR KO MaLUM HY
K aP KISI GHaIR MaRD SE BaaT KaR RaHE HaN... =P ;->
During the match

batsman LBW hoa

1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,

lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.
Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is a Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
and
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
~T h O u G h T
P r O v O k I n G~


after
T u e s d a y .......



Week Itself Says .......



W T F ....... =P ;->
S t r a n g e

Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
are .... !!! ;->
1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):

Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?

Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p