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Drinkers Gang

Aj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samny waly 3 darakht 6 nhi dikhty.

Bar owner:
Bas kro kamino, samny 1 hi darakht hy. Ab kya jungle banaoge?

Happy Bakrid Mubarak

Everyone sent u
Tradition words about
Eid but i m the fist one
To send u

"Meat Mubarak"
And
Keep on eating
Different dishes
On this season

Happy Bakrid Mubarak

[[ Eid Ul Azha Mubarik ]]

Bakra debit
Cash credit

Qurbani debit
Gosht Credit

Qasai Debit
Khaal Credit

Aap Debit
Hum Credit

Eid Mubarik...

Hamara Msg Debit
Apka Reply Credit

[[ Eid Ul Azha Mubarik ]]

Monkey!

Human lies!,
that is normal.
lions eat grass,
that is ok.
but when a monkey
press a mobile keyboard
that s amazing!!!
hey r u still pressing..?

"MUJHE NAHI PATA"

TEACHER: MJHE WO TEEN ALFAAZ BTAO JO CLasS ME SAB SE ZIADA BOLAY JATE HAIN..
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STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA
TEACHER: SHABasH BAITH JAO...!

School vs University

School vs University
School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,
School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,
School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar
School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.

NISHANI BAN KAR

Woh Mil Jatey Hain Kahani Bankar
Dil Mein Bas Jatey Hain Nishani Bankar
Jinhe Hum Rakhte Hain Apni Aakhon Mein
Kyun Nikal Jatey Hain Wo Pani Bankar
Khayaalo Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hai
Nigaahon Ko Teri Talaash Rehti Hai
Tere Bina Koi Kami Nahi Lekin
Tere Bagarr Tabiyat Udaas Rehti Hai

BE-IZZATI....

boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :D :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off

HUSBAND vs WIFE

as per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..

funny

MEZBAN:Lassi aap peete Nahi, chaey ham Pilate nahi, Roti ka time nahi,Botal ka mosam nai,
Ab btayn kia khidmat karen?
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MEHMAN:Easy load h kerwa do

He came at night

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

4 Rules 2 following in life

4 Rules 2 following in life :-

Friendship : Take it never leave it.
Love : Share it never keep it..
Respect : Earn it never ask it...
Trust : Make it never break it....

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