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Ek Shaks Pas Reh Ke Samjha Nahi Mujhe
Is Baat Ka Malal Hai Shikwa Nahi Mujhe

Main Us Ko Bewafai Ka Ilzam Kaisay Dou
Us Ne To Ibteda Se Hi Chaha Nahi Mujhe

Pathar Samajh Kar Paon? Se Thokr Laga Dia
Afsos Teri Aankh Ne Parkha Nahi Mujhe

Kya Umedein Baandh Kar Aaya Tha Samnay
Us Ne To Aankh Bahr Ke Dekha Nahi Mujhe?!!!
Nigaho'n k Tasadum Se Ajab
takrar Kerti Hy

Yaqeen Kamil Nahi Lekin Guman
Hy Pyar Kerti Hy

Laraz Jata Hoon Main Ye Soch k
Kafir Na Ho Jao'n

Tabiyat Us ki Pooja Pe Bara
Israar Krti Hy

Usay maloom Hy Shayad Mera D
Hy Nishane Per

Labo'n se Kuch Nahi Kehti
Nazar Se Waar Kerti Hy

Main Us Se Poochta Hoon Khwab
Mein "Mohabbat Hy Mujh Se ?"

Phir Aankhei'n Khol Deta Hoon
jab Wo Izhaar Kerti Hy .. !!!
Agr Koi Tmhare Pas Aye Or Kahy
"Tm Bewaqof Ho"
To Koi Lmha Zaya Mat Krna,
UsKo Grdan Se Pakrna Or Kehna
.
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Kisey Hor Nu Na Dassin. Teri mharbani.
SARDAR goes to library & asks for a book:
"Psycho the Rapist"
Librarian searches for half an hour & comes back,slaps him & says
"Psychotherapist" saalay...
Zardari :

Jb Me Paida Hua Tha To Pooray Gaon Walo ne 2 Ghantay Zabardast Firing ki Thee…

Pathan:

Lanat Hai ! Kisi Bhi Begherat Ka Nishana theek Nai Laga.!.
BARBAD KARNEY K AUR BHI RasTEY THEY FARAZ,
NA JANE UNHEN MOHABBAT KA HI KHAYAL Q AYA??
Tou soach lena...
ghataen jhoom k sehra ki simt aa nilen...
gulaab cheer k seena chtaan ka mehken...
lagen jo rait k zarre bhi kehkishaan jaise..
falak k chand ko dharti pq rashk aane lage...
aur absharoon se naghma koi ubharne lage...
ya tar dil ka kisi k naam pe larzne lage...
ya sooti aankhon me yakbaar khwab jaar uthen...
fasoon shizaan ka baharon se hamkalam lage...
utarne palkon pe ek sumaai c shaam lage...
kisi k honton ki khamoshi ek piyam lage...
rafaqton ka bhi moasam thehr thehr jaae...
tou soach lena k tumhen MOHABBAT hui k hui...
MUDDAT HUI HAI YAAR KI AAI NAHI KHABAR,
LAGTA HAI QasID BHI RAQEEBON SE JA MILA..
Father : You bunked your paper Yesterday.. How dared u..?
Son : Papa.. It was too difficult.
Father: How do you know it was too difficult...when u didn't even attend the paper..
Son : Papa.. I knew it 5 days before.. Paper out hogaya thha..!
as the day turns into night,keep your worries out of sight!No matter how tough the world may seem,you still deserve the sweetest of dreams. Good night!
Suno ... !

''MOHABBAT" Yun Nahi Hoti

Kisi Ka "NAAM" Lene Se

Kisi Ko "THAAM" Lene Se

Kisi k "PAas"Jane Se

Kisi k "DUUR" Jane Se

MOAHBBAT Ka Janam Nahi Hota

Jab Tak Dilo'n Ka "MILAN" Nahi Hota

Suno ... !

"MOHABBAT" Yun Nahi Hoti

Ye "RABTA" Hy Dil Se Dil Ka

Ye "NAAM" Hy Betarteeb
"DHARKANO'N" Ka

MOHABBAT Tou Aankho'n Se
"BAYAN" Hoti Hy

Ye Tou Dil Ki "ZUBAAN" Hoti Hy

Suno .. !

"MOHABBAT" Yun Nahi Hoti ... !
Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.

Man Stunnd,Omg!
... R U Riya
No

Anu?
No

Pari?
No
Jasi?
No

Lady in confusion

No Sir I am The Class Teacher
Of Ur Son :P :D