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Monkey!

Human lies!,
that is normal.
lions eat grass,
that is ok.
but when a monkey
press a mobile keyboard
that s amazing!!!
hey r u still pressing..?

Exams...!

Exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure...

School vs University

School vs University
School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,
School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,
School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar
School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.

Ummed-e-Wafa

Umeed-e-wafa na rakh un logo se…
Jo miltay hain kisi se..
Hotay hain kisi k

Miss you

In the Flowers, My Rose is You.
In the Diamond, My kohinoor is You.
In the Sky, My Moon is You.
I am only Body, My Heart is You.
That is why i always Miss You !!

NISHANI BAN KAR

Woh Mil Jatey Hain kahani Bankar
Dil Mein Bas Jatey Hain Nishani Bankar
Jinhe Hum Rakhte Hain Apni Aakhon Mein
kyun Nikal Jatey Hain Wo Pani Bankar
khayaalo ko kisi Aahat ki Aas Rehti Hai
Nigaahon ko Teri Talaash Rehti Hai
Tere Bina koi kami Nahi Lekin
Tere Bagarr Tabiyat Udaas Rehti Hai

ACHA KAAM....

Ur 5 qualities:

1---------

2---------

3---------

4---------

5---------

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

HUSBAND vs WIFE

As per research

A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000

Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..

HA HA..... "LOVE"

Love Happens Automatically.
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Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting.....

CHOICE...

kehdo un parhne walon se,
kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

funny

MEZBAN:Lassi aap peete Nahi, chaey ham Pilate nahi, Roti ka time nahi,Botal ka mosam nai,
Ab btayn kia khidmat karen?
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MEHMAN:Easy load h kerwa do

good morning

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Apney liay GOOD MORNING likh lena bcoz I am bussy

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