sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
A sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a sardar from Pujab university
1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
