sardar SMS Messages547 messages

sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.


Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.


A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”


Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava


sardar’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.


2 sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.

sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.

sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760


Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.


Question: Why did 18 sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.


sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

A sardar looking at sky asks another sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.


Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!