sardar SMS Messages547 messages



A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”


Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
sardar: BANANA


Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!


Judge: why r u arrested?
sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

sardar: before opening the shop…..:p


Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

sardar:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.
In battle sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
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?
Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN” ;)
A sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
sardar: B.Com final year”