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Sir: Apka Beta
Sir: apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Sardar: Haan,

Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..
Santa Ki Amma
Santa Ki amma Mar Gyi.
1 admi Bola-amma Mujhe Le Jati
2-4 Or Bole-amma Hume Bi Le Jati
S:-Chup Ho Jao Kamino
amma Kya suzuki Dala Kr Ke Gyi He
Santa- Yaar!
Santa- Yaar!

a auratein Sharab

Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?


Banta- Islye Ki,

Sharab Pine Ke

Baad Chuhe Jaisa

Pati Bhi Sher

Ho Jata Hai.
A Sardar Prays
a Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
after 11 Yrs Vaheguru angrily appears &

Says

-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.
Ek Larka Apne Papa
Ek Larka apne Papa Se: Papa Mai Ne B apni Shadi Pe Kanjrian Nachani Hain aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarhan

Papa:

Kute Deya Putra ao Terian Phuphian C.
Santa: My Father Dug
Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal

Banta: That''s Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?

Santa: Yes, I Have.

Banta: My Dad Killed It.
Mrs. Santa Don''t Like
Mrs. Santa Don''t Like To Eat Green Grass
But, Mr. Santa Likes..
Why???

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Because, Santa Is a Guy !!!
Santa-Oye Kya Kr
Santa-Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho?
Banta-Is Baby Ki aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
Santa-Kyun?
Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Use Iska Matlab Puchunga
Why Did Santa
Why Did Santa Throw The Butter Out Of The Window?


a: He Wanted To See Butterfly!
Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp
Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp aa Raha Hai,

Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.

Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega

To Makaan Maalik Ka,

Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
Do U Know Why
Do U Know Why Santa Bought a Brown Cow???











2 Get Choclate Milk!!:P
Sardar g As A Directo
Sardar g as a Director :
U Should Jump 2 D Swimming Pool 4m 100 Ft Height ...
Hero:
I Don''t Knw Swiming
Sardar g :
Oye Don''t Worry Yaar Pool Is Empty ... :-p

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