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Santa Police Se:
Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se
TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye
Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!?
Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha
Sardar g Falls Inside a Pit ... !!!

a Friend asks : Kuch Toota Tou Nahi ...

Sardar g Replies : Oye Khotiya , Neeche Kuch Hy Hi Nahi ... ;->
Sardar:I''ve Pain In Ma Ryt Leg

Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old age.

Sardar:as Far as I Know,

Both Ma Legs R Of Same age
Santa - Woh Ladki Baheri Hai

Banta -Kaise?

Santa - Maine Use I Love U Kaha To Boli

"Maine Kal Hi Naya Sandal Kharida Hai"
Fakeer 2 Srdar : apk Parosi Ne

Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya

Hai ap B Kuch Khilao ?

Srdar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . . ;-
Sardar Was Sleeping In Bed Room Wit His Wife
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For What R U Scrolling Down So Fast?

Let Him Sleep With His Wife..
Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?

Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata

Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai.
Santa''s Girfriend:
Meri Maa apko Bahut
Pasand Karti He.

Santa, after a Deep
Thought:
Kuchh Bhi Ho
Jaaye,
Shaadi To Main
Tujhse Hi Karunga!!
Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?

Conductor: Yes! Only If They are above 8.

Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!
Sardar : May I Come In Sir?

Interviewer : Wait Please...


Sardar : 75 Kg Sir!!!
Salsman-Which
Soap U
Use?
Santa-BaBa''S Soap,BaBa''S Paste,BaBa''S Brush.
Salsman-Is BaBa''S
a INTRNaTIONaL Company?
Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.
Sardar 1st Time JaHaaZ May Betha
Jahaz Runway Pe Chal Raha Tha
Sardar Ne Pilot Ko Zordar Thappar Mara Or Bola:
Mujay Dair Ho Rahi Hay Or Tu BY ROaD Ja Raha Hay.