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Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: all False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
Sardar g Saw a Man
Stealing a Purse

Thief: There Is 1000
Rs In The Purse
We Can Take 50-50


Sardar g: Ok ... Ok
Wh8 about The
Remaining 900 ..? ;->
Sardar & Wife Waitin 4 Train.
Den a Train Comes PaNJaB MaIL.

Sardar Jumped In2 D Train

& Shouted To Wife"

U Get In When PaNJaB FEMaLE Comes.!"
Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He.

Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He!

Santa: abye Ghadhe,
BMW Ka Matlab

Bahut Motti Wife..
Teacher:Can You Spell
a Word That Has More
Than 100 Letters In It?




Sardar:Post Office
Santa- V Need a Bridge In Our Village.

Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village?








Santa- Oh Den,We Need a River Too!
1st Sardar:
Yaar koi aisa kaam
bata jis main ziada
profit ho ?

2nd Sardar:
aisa ker sardiyo''n
mein sasti Baraf le
ker garmiyo''n mein
baich de ... ;->
Sardar Ji Ne apni
Girlfriend k Kaandhe
Per Haath Rakha aur
Dheere Se Bole - "I
Love You"

Girlfriend - "Zor Se
Bolo"

Sardar Ji - "Jai Mata
Di" ;->
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi

Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur aaunga
Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.
:P
Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha
to hum ko roshni pehly aor
awaz bad me Q ati ha?


Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche......
Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...