a SMS Messages26245 messages

Sardar ki bivi uske driver k sath bhag gai..
logo ne pucha sardar g hun ki kro ge..?

Sardar: karna ki ae hun gadi ap chalawan ga... ;->
Santa aur Zandu Baam Me Kya Fark Hai?





Ek Sardar Hai
aur
Dusra asardar Hai !
Sardar : Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Load Krwane Hen...

Dukandar : Memory Card Ha??

Sardar : Nahi! Kya Shnaakhti Card Chalega??
In a 1OO Meter Race,It Was announced
1


2


3


Start.


all Started Runing Except Santa.


Coach:y RU Stil Waiting?


Santa:My No Is 4!
:D
Santa Kone Me Chup Ke
Mobile Pe
aahista Se Baat Kar Raha Tha

Banta : Ladki Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa : Maa Kasam
Ladki Nahi,Mangetar He
Santa to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News-

Gud News
Meri biwi ka aCCEDENT ho gaya

Banta-aur Bad News
Santa-wo ek SaPNa tha
Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hwe
Be parwai ki b hadd h0ti hai
tune SHaIR ko khula ch0r dia

Sardar: Is se kia farq parta hai
SHaIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)
Santa: So,
you are distantly related to the family next door,

are you?

Banta: Yes,
their dog is our dog''s brother.
Santa:aaj kisine mere BaaP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETa..
Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai



Jalad: Tmhari akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?




Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le... =P ;->
aik Sardar ki 10 betiyan thin phir ja
kar uskay ghar ek beta hua.
Sardar nay uska naam kya rakha hoga?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.



















.
.
MUSHKIL SINGH. !
Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I''m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D