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Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha
"Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar"

Or Uske Nechay
Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,

Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!!
Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Banta:Simple Hai Yar
Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na
sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked:
dooba kia
son:Pnai g
sardar:lagda ay mebu lay k he dubay ga
Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,

Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.a.

This Year It Read Santa Singh M.a.,

When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?

Santa Singh: "You Don''t Understand.

Last Year My Wife Died,

I Put B.a. To Indicate Bachelor again.

Hen I Took a Second Wife, So M.a. Is Married again
1 sardar doSrE sardar sE yar bata MotoRcYcLe k kItNe tYeR HotE HaIn

2nd sardar: 2

1st sardar: nahi 2 nahi 6 HotE HaIn

2nd sardar: wo kEsE

1st sardar: Is tarah 4 MotoR k aUr 2 cYcLe k. :-| :-)
Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?

Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han

aur Mobile Par anguthe Se... ;->
Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!
Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
Se Shadi Kr Li
Wo Roz Us K Ghar k
Samne "Poty" Kr k ajata
Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy?
Srdar: Usy Btana Chhta
Hon k, Us k Pyar K Bina
Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...
SaNta BaNta Se: JuB MaI apP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIran HoTa Hoo

BaNta:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRta HoO"

SaNta:NaHe BaLkE apP apNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
HaI . . . :-P;->
SaNta : MaI YaQeN Se ToU NaHe KeH

SaKta K Umair Ki Umar KiTnI HaI

LeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa HaI

BaNta : WoH KaIsE

SaNta : TuM Ne DeKha NaHe Wo apNi Naak KuD Saaf KaR RaHa
Tha . . . . ;->
Sardar''s Interview 4
New Job

Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ...


Santa Lost His Cheque Book

Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
anyone Can Put Ur Sign ...

Santa:
Oye, I''m Not a Fool,
I Have already Signed
all Cheques ... ;->