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Sardar apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..

Kisi Ne Poocha
Sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???

Sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane ... ;->
Srdar apni Grlfrnd K Sath Date
K Liye Oil Mein Naha K Jata Hai
Gf: ap Oil Mein Kiun Nahay?
Srdar: Meine Suna Tha K
Har Chiz Meezan Mein achi Lagti Hai;->
1 Sardar
Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For
RaPE & MURDER .."

Sardar Ne andar Ja Ker Kaha:
" I Want To apply For
This Job ..." ;->
Santa Saw a Man Stealing a Purse

Theif: There Is 1000 Rs

In The Purse.

We Can Take 50-50

Santa: OK..OK

What about The

Remaining 900..!
Teacher-
Jeevan
Me
aisa
Kaam
Karo
K
aapka
Naam
Dun Ia
K
Charo
Kono
Me
Fael
Jaye!
.
.
Sardar-
aisa Nai Ho Skta
!
Dunia
To
Gol
Hai..
Sardar
Cycle
K
Break
Hath
Me
Lekar
Nach
Raha
Tha.
.
Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho SaRDaRJI.?
.
Sardar-Oye!
BREaK DaNCE
How Do You Know
If a Sardar-G Has Been
Sending E-Mail ... ?




























You See a Bunch Of
Envelopes Stuffed Into
The Disk Drive ... ;->
Sardar attending an Intrview In Software Company..

Manager: apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya..


Sardar: agar address Denge To Jake aunga
Sardar :
I Love You Da Ki Mtlab
Honda ae .. ?

Girl :
Main Tum Se Pyar
Krti Hoon ... !!!

Sardar :
aaj Ka Di Kuriya''n Ty
Barii Besharam Ne 1 Gal
Da Mtlb Ki Puchya
Free Ho Gau ... ;->
Eik Sardar Ne Najomi Se Pocha:

"Kya Main agly Janam Mn
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?

Najoomi Ne Jawab Diya,

"aik Hi Facility Baar Baar Nhi Mil Skti . . . :P :D ;->
Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me-
aye Murkh
Me Tuje
SHRaaP Deta Hu

Santa-Rukiye
Maharaj
Me Glass
Leke ata hoon
Ek Sardar ne Road Pe
Ek Garha Khoda aur Us
Main Ja K Beth Gya

Dure Sardar Ne Poocha
''''aey Ki Ho Riya ae Paa Ji?''''

1st Sardar Replied
''''Gehria''n Sochaa''n'''' ;->