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Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d midle of
a huge feild of grass
& notices, He is jst
standing dere,doing
nothing, luking @
nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
wh8 r U doing ?
Sardar-G: Em trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their
feild.. ;->
Sardar Found a Monkey and Took It To Police Station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey at a Bus Stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza aya
aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: agr Main Subah
apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam
Tak Main apni aadhi Zameen
B Nahi Dekh Sakta.

Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle aisi Hi Car Thi ;->
Teacher - How Do
You Spell "Wrong" ?

Santa - "R-O-N-G"

Teacher - That''s
Wrong !!

Santa - That''s What
You asked, Isn''t It ... ? ;->
Sardar To His Friend -
I Keep Seeing Spots In
Front Of My Eyes

Friend -
Have You Seen
Doctor ?

Sardar -
No , Just Spots ... ;->
a man jumped into
sea and never came
out, 2nd man jumped
into sea the day after
& he also never come
out.
Sardar was watching
diz whole scene frm a
distance.
He concluded a result
frm hi observation

"Human Being Is
Soluble In Water" ;->
Judge: Y U''ve Stolen
Money 4rm Dis Man?
Sardar: My Lord I''ve Nt
Stolen Money. He Jst
Gave It 2 Me
Judge: Whn He Gave U
Money?
Sardar: Whn I Showd
Him Gun ;->
Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest

He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree.

Santa: Sirf Latak Ne Se Height

Nahi Badegi,

Mummy Ko Bolo Complann Pilaye..
Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?


Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.


Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..
Sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao Sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab Se apni BEHEN
Ko Le aaya ... ;->
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USa Ghum aaun,

Kitna Paisa Lagega?

Banta : Kuch B Nahi

Santa : Kaise?

Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
Nurse - Mubarak Ho
aap k Ghar larka Peda
Hua Hy

Sardar g - Wah g Wah
Kia Technology Hy, B.V
Meri Hospital Me Hy
aur Bacha Mere Ghar
Peda Hua Hy ... ;->