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Sardar 2 Sardarni
Sardar 2 Sardarni:

ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race aye, Main Uthey Jaana aye.



Sardarni: Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gye! :-)
Santa 60th Birthday
Santa 60th Birthday
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye
Boy:Maine Suna
Boy:Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy

Sardar: pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye

Moral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;->
Police-Instead of
Police-Instead of hospital why did u take
ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy

Sardar- aLL the child were crying when they born,
this time I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMa... ;->
Sardar amrud bech
Sardar amrud bech rha tha..
.
1 admi aya or bola, Sardar g agr amrud me kira nikla to?

Sardar: To saaf baat hai... hum kirey k alag pese lega... =P ;->
Sardar Taqreer Karty
Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par aitraz to Nahi?

Ek Bola: Jee Mujey aitraz Hai.

SaRDaR: Tu Dafa Ho.


Hor Kisi Noon aitraz?
Maths and Women
"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"


BUT...









Maths, atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;->
Teacher-What is the
Teacher-What is the opposite of ''minimum''?






Sardar-MiniDad
Sardar thought
Sardar thought "LOL" mean
"lots of love".

So 1 Day His Friend''s Mother Died
he Sent it in da Following txt
''''Sory 2 Hear about da Death of Your M0ther LOL'''':-D
Ek Sardar Apni Maa
Ek Sardar apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.

1 aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?



Sardar: "MUMMY DaDDY Mahol" :-)
Santa aur banta ne
Santa aur banta ne
zindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha.

Sant-dekho kitna chhota tanga.

Bant-haan aur gadha to dekho,aadmi jaisa dikhta
Sardar: Cricket
Sardar: Cricket Khail Kar aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Sardar: Double Century Honay Main 199 Runs Baqi Thy,

K Main Out ho Gaya. :-(

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