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SaRDaRJI was in a Bar and his Cellular phone Rings.

He picks it up and

Says ''Hello, How did you know I was Here?''

Srdr:aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!

4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo

Srdr:aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi

1 Sardar ki shad

1 Sardar ki shadi pe sb Sardar he aaye howay thay.
Khana start hua to 1 Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khany wali cheez hai.
Jesay he wo khanay laga, us k dost oonchi oonchi bolnay lag gaye.
Oye na khaween
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Phikka ee... ;->

Motorway police

Motorway police:KHaN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
KHaN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YaD RaKHN GHR PE KOI aP Ka INTIZR KR RHa HY ;->
( -_-)

Sardr apni shadi

Sardr apni shadi ki 1st night room main enter hoa tu light chli gai

Sardr g sari rat darwzy pe kharay rhy
Suba dost nay poocha: sunao sardar g raat ksi guzri?

Sardr: ki dasan sari rat bijli udek da rea wan
K bijli aey te light bujha k kundi lavan... ;->

SANTA Film Dekhn

SaNTa Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas aa Gaya..

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Kyoki
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Us Film Ka Naam Tha.

" HOUSE FULL "

1st Sardar

1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia

2nd:Wo Q?

1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"Wa HaYaT"

"Wahayat"

Intelligent Santas

Intelligent Santa
all scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocks

Q:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating?

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ans:- BESaN k PaKODE.

Sardar ka Padosi Ma

Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar ambulance aa Gayi.

Sardar: Lo Batao,

Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

Sardar in Fire Brigade

Sardar in Fire Brigade:

Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai aag Lag Gai Hai.
Sardar: Paani Dalo.

Lady: Dala, aag Nahi Bujhi.

Sardar: Phir Hum aa Kar Kya Karenge,

Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)

Sardar Friend Se

Sardar Friend Se:

aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.

Friend: Kyon?

Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.

Friend: To Kya Hua??

Sardar: aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar aye Ga. :-)

Beginnings are scary

Beginnings are scary.
Endings are usually sad,
but it’s the middle
that counts the most.

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