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Tu To Ofice Me

Santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada Sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta=
Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!

Santa:Doctor,

Santa:Doctor,This Medicine

Is Not available at any Medical Store."

Doctor:Oh Sorry,

I Forgot To Write The Medicine.

That Was My Signature.

Sardar Ka Ladka

Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m a Complan Boy...

Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m a Complan Girl....

Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...

Daku: Tera Nam

Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita

Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He

Wife:Bathroom K Pardey

Wife:Bathroom K Pardey Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Dekhnay Ki Koshish Karta Hai.

Sardar:Ek Baar Daikh Lanay Do,

Phir Woh Khud apnay

Room Main Parday Laga Le Ga!....

Girl : Have You Seen

Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
any Where ... ????

Santa : Not at all
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->

Sardar Wrote BILL

Sardar Wrote BILL GaTES
abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE

2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, as I Owe a
Vespa Scooter

3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, as I Use
PC at Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GaTES But
U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->

Santa : Among My

Santa : among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam a Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!

Train Chali, Sardar

Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.

Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga aap Mard Ho ;->

Dirtiest Message Of

Dirtiest Message Of all Tym .....

Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag after
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & askd
"Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?"
Sardar g: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "

Teacher 2 Santa

Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.

A Sardar & A Wife

a Sardar & a Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife Said,
"Oh Look at The Dead Bird!!!"

The Sardar Looked

at Sky & Said,

"Where, Where"???

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